Oooh!  I am so excited!  I am not exactly Betty Crocker, but I have always enjoyed baking nonetheless.  And I am pretty crafty, if I must say so myself.  But man, going up against the Fourth of July cake baker extraordinaire known as RSM?  Now that is a challenge!!!

I accept the challenge!!!!

I accept your challenge ladies!!!

RSM? Prepare to be smoked!

Haha, I can make a 4th of July chili… I can’t bake, dude!

Okay, I’m in.

wOOt (to quote RSM) - tesco’s makin’ a flag cake!!!

rigtht on man.  Ya’ll need to give yourselves some WWF names.....
(you know, like TECTONIC TESCO....)

I accept the challenge too!  and tesco....no cheating, you have to bake this cake, not buy it.  hehehehe

you all ROCK. Thanks RSM, Snickrsnack, Carrisa, tesco and MadMom!

Remember - no ‘challenge’ needed for anyone to enter!  Just your ingredients, your creativity and a digital camera and you are IN : )

oh and ‘you bitches ready for a throwdown!!’

i love me some Bobby Flay

Okay, I see you conveniently neglected to mention HOW I GOT GYPPED!! 

My cake! My beautiful and so cornily patriotic cake! (Cornily??) RUINED because of unhulled strawberries!

THIS year, I am searching the globe for THE most hulled strawberries ever and you’re all going DOWN. (First, may I ask, WTF is a hulled strawberry, exactly?)

Bring it, bitches.

doooood - at least you didn’t suffer the “over-whipped” whip cream insult!

Who knew you could SEE that, and off my crappy first digital camera on the market 6 years ago!!!

Can I say “bitches” in here?

I believe I was also told that adding cherries to the cake was stupid since a family-friendly cake should never include something the kids can choke on.

WHAT? Choke schmoke. Who’s worried about choking hazards when I’ve got a cake contest to win?

What?  Who cares about choking hazards when it comes to cake contests!  Hello - jellybeans, jimmies (yes, I say jimmies, not sprinkles!), and gumdrops are all potential choking hazards and those are great cake toppers.  Kids these days gotta toughen up! 

I am already scheming to make THE best cake EVAH!  Bitches, watch out!

Does the cake have to be edible? 

Whaaaaa??? Jellybeans are a choking hazard???  Hey, you need to take some risks in the name of cake, just sayin. 

So is the judging going to be simply on presentation?  Or will there be points given for the actual cake in all that frosting- and jimmy-covered goodness?

I’m saying I’m in. Yet I may not get to it, I’m just sayin’. I obviously have commitment issues. *Ha*

You’re going DOWNNNNNN!

I don’t have kids… can I have unhulled straw-erries*?

*my “the second letter of the alpha*et” key doesn’t work!!!

You’re gonna kill her G rating rsm.

I ain’t gonna cheat. My cake will fully rule.

(tesco is a perfect name just as it is)

Will fondant be allowed?  Just wondering.

Jeanne! I’m sure it will. Especially if they are allowing effing Pop Tarts.

I mean most cakes these days have fondant.

I’m pretty sure pretty much anything is allowed, as long as it’s kinda flaggish related (flaggish? WTF is with all my stupid made up words when I comment in here?) and a confectionery pastry.

Hmm… you know, I really suck at making rules. By what I just said up there, you’d be able to enter a British flag on a donut. Don’t listen to me. Ask Heidi & Lara. (Oh, you did? This is THEIR blog? WTF? How did I get here? My God, what have I done… *cue cheesy synthesizer 80’s pop* Letting the days go by, letting the water hold me down… Strange as it ever was!)

Yeah. I’m tired.

Carrisa all dropped the “eff” bomb.

DUDE, IT’S SAMEEEEEEEE AS IT EVER WAS!

How Dare you botch a Talking Heads lyrics!

I think Rude Girl might have to be disqualified just for that. Shame on you!

Oh, uhhh, that’s what I meant. SAME as it ever was... ... The keys on my laptop are just, like, uhh, sticky or something. Yeah. I mean, how stupid of you to assume I’ve been singing the wrong words my whole life. I know the right words to every song out there…

*Pops in Stevie Nicks CD & sings*

Just like the one winged dove, sings a song, it sounds like she’s singin’...

"your ingredients, your creativity and a digital camera and you are IN”

I’m going to write down the ingredients of the most awesome 4th of July cake ever. Then draw a picture of it with my creativity and take a picture of that with my digital camera.

I win, gg.

My favorite part of the post is “Game on SISTERS (And BROTHERS)”

I have this problem on my blog all the time. You can’t write “Brotha” or “Sista” ... it’s just terrible. But “Sister” and “Brother” ... Like, honestly, could we be any whiter?

You should try.

I’ll try to get some tips from Conan, the Whitest Man On Earth.

And your hero/boyfriend.

One of, yes.

With like 800 hundred others.

I had this moment where I was all “Strange as it ever was!  I’ve been singing it wrong!!!”

Ok, I need official rules to this thing.  (And if they were on today’s episode, well, I just didn’t hear that yet).

hmmm, rules...ya’ll want some rules?

We can make up some rules.....

Well, I need them, Heidi, before I inadvertently make a cake with some sort of verboden ingredient.

"The rules are there ain’t no rules.”

[/Grease Geek]

^I’m with that.

yes, rules would be good.  cause im wondering does the cake have to be a flag?  or just 4th of July related??? 

need the 411 here people!

wait....i just saw the title 4th of july flag cake smackdown....guess i answered my own question, duh!

Can Crazy Jay enter???

He is a true cocksman when it comes to cake baking.

Now that is one cake that I wouldn’t get within ten feet of.  Eek!

I have been told that I make a very tasty white icing.

Well, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure by “flag cake”, it just means the cake is supposed to be flag RELATED. I don’t think it has to be an exact flag. My cake last year wasn’t a flag, but it was red, white, blue, and the top layer was in the shape of a star. So, not exactly a flag, but definitely representing the flag.

Yes? No? Maybe?

While ya’ll were throwing down in here I was out getting the stuff to decorate my cake.

Ha. I think I’m out to an early lead. And I won’t have any choke hazards, unless I forget a toothpick, and then it’s only my family in danger. No worries.

I prefer to use all natural ingredients for my white icing

Crazy Jay is a vile being.

I HAVE MY STUFF ALREADY!

*fumbles around, pulls out some gum wrappers and an A-Team sticker*

Oh, whatever. Bite me.

Me! I wanna play!

This is like, the strangest it ever was comments section… You realize I’m winning this right? You might as well all pack it in now.

good to have you Stephanie!

and tesco? what did you expect when all us rockstarmommy freaks get together? : D

Amber - any ingredient you want.  Must be edible (as far as we can tell from pictures anyway!!)

Ha! “As long as its edible”

That pretty much leaves it wide open.

Flag inspired and edible?

Hellonwc - this is just a testing, dont worry about it

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Oh so this is where all my friends are when they aren’t on flickr, rsm’s site and gmail. I would make a cake but um, I have three almost 2 yr olds so I get a free pass. I am BBQ’ing - very patriotically.

What, you expect us to believe that 3 toddlers are time consuming? WIMP! You just don’t want to lose to my cake-making greatness!

Hey girls (and guys).  I created my masterpiece and blogged about it.  Check it out, but promise not to laugh.  Seriously, I worked hard on this thing!  Sure, it came from a cake mix, but the decoration took me a while!

I am sure one of you will kick my ass, but it was fun nonetheless!!!  Happy Fourth!

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