Links to the SATC ads for Nissan New Zealand -- one was banned. Can you guess which one??

The Hump


Ride of My Life


It's So Big!


I don't know about you, but if they had these type of ads in the U.S.A -- I'd be buying a Nissan for sure!!! (and why the heck don't our car salesmen look like THAT??? we'd all be buying more cars of any type!!!)

Cheers!

I LOVE Liz Taylor...I don't know why, I just do. She is just fabulous, and I wanted to add a few pictures to balance out Heidi's Caftan Expose.

These shots show La Liz in all her glamour, even if she may be wearing caftans and isn't starring as Cleopatra or Maggie the Cat at this very moment....

Run for the HILLS. USA Today says Caftans are back.

No, do not let them get you. You are NOT Liz Taylor. You are NO Mrs. Roper.





What's next Mumus??? (or muumuus - however you like to spell it...)

"Naughty Nads" - seen in Cosmopolitan Magazine...

Features hairless cats w/ patches of 'fur' left on them...in the classic and newfangled bikini wax designs of today...




Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Did you know Jerry Springer is now in RADIO?

I know I'm not alone when I say, "Purrrr....that David Beckham sure is HOT!" So here's a recent pic of him, I hope it makes you smile:

Be afraid, be very afraid.



See that stripe-y thing on the right? You younger girls, do you know what that is? Older chicks, say it with me COWLNECK. Yup, that it is.

Just not pretty. Not on a model. Not on you.

Sheesh -- see the SIZE of that belt? Don't try to bend over with that on. You could hurt yourself.

I had SO much fun at Mamapalooza - it was our second year attending the Festival in NYC and it was great to hear some rockin' music.

I had the opposite of fun getting home:


It took me 3 1/2 hours to get to New York...and NINE to get home.

But it was all worth it...right Heidi?

Our friends at PMS Escape are giving a day at a spa to one of OUR friends!

To enter to win, just send us your name, address, and phone number (ONLY so we can contact you if you're our winner!).

You can contact us by phone (866.361.2428) or by email us (),

Enter by this Thursday, May 25, 8pm ET - We will announce the winner on the air Friday!

And while you're at it - we're wondering what YOU do to escape!

Heidi is a glass of wine and a bath person, I like to put on my iPod, go for a walk and pretend I'm in a movie.

What do YOU do to escape? It doesn't matter what you're escaping from...we just want to hear how you get away!

What up Lazy Ramadi?

And they are CUTE too!!!!!!!

Let us know what YOU think PMS really stands for - email us at !

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Potential Murder Suspect
Premeditated Murder State of mind
Permanent menstrual sydrome
Psychotic Mood Shift
People May Shove It
Packing My Shotgun
Panties Might Scrunch
Pizza, M&Ms, Sugar
Punish My Spouse
Permissable Man Slaughter
Particularly Mad Sister
Prove My Sanity
Padlocks Make Sense
Passion Maybe Someday
Pickaxe Makes Statement
Perpetually Mad (and) Sullen

A couple of guys in Boston came up with a list of the 100 Unsexiest Men on the PLANET - here are the top ten...



1. Gilbert Gottfried (Comedian)
2. Randy Johnson (MLB Pitcher)
3. Roger Ebert (and he lost all that weight, poor guy)
4. Dr Phil (what? the top FIVE?)
5. Alan Colmes - But doesn't everyone look a little worse sitting next to Sean Hannity??
6. Lead singer of Nickelback, Chad Kroger
7. REM bass player Mike Mills
8. Osama Bin Laden (#8? For real? Why not #1?)
9. Jay Leno
10. Don Imus

For the entire list, click here!

"Where the men spend less time on football, and more time on you" (so says the planned ad for Germany's soccer-widows)

Featured is "Mr. Switzerland 2005" ....va va va voom......

Which one is the Urban Myth? If you listen to ChickChat - you already know!!!

(p.s. which one would you put in your mouth???)