Alright party people - admit it.

Sometimes we all need a little help getting "in the mood."

Once we're out of the "jumping on the couch" phase of a relationship, or our interest in sexy sleepwear wanes, I think it starts taking more of an effort to keep the home fires burning (nudge nudge, wink wink).

Rosie has admitted that she and Kelli have appointment sex. And comedian Louis CK has a HILARIOUS rant on what happens when his wife realizes that she's going to read about him in the paper if she doesn't help relieve the, uh, tension.

Good lovin' is an important part of relationships - and isn't that the fun part?! Not being as - uh - active is disturbing!



Have you figured out how to get in the mood when you're totally distracted or just not interested? Maybe you start thinking about it in the morning. Or you go lingerie shopping. Do you light candles and take a bubble bath? Have an adult beverage? Get a babysitter? Do you need anything on hand to relax and get into the groove? Say, birth control or Barry White?

Or better yet - does HE do something to get your engines revving??

When I first heard about Zestra (a product to help get the party started), I started wondering if I should keep it around 'just in case.'

How do YOU get in the mood??

So, would it be ok to go out with a guy who carries this????





I just can't get into that. THIS - is the ONLY way I'll handle a "Murse":


Its gotta come with a skirt. Legs - yup legs rule.

Really dude - if you have something to carry, just ask me, I'll put it in my purse for ya! : )

When I asked what they wanted for Mother's Day, all my friends who are Moms have made similar requests of their baby daddies:

"I want to read my book club book for a couple of hours, in total silence"

"I want to open the super-secret art project my 4-year old has been working on, eat the breakfast in bed, and then I want them to take the 4-month old and leave. The house. For the rest of the day.

"I said PUT IT DOWN. We do NOT HIT OUR SISTERS WITH SANDWICHES IN THIS HOUSE. Oh, what - Mother's Day? I want to take a bath, alone, with no interruptions, except the semi-clothed bartender (guy) who keeps the wine coming."

I don't have kids, so Mother's Day is all about my mother. Events such as her birthday and Mother's Day need a little more creativity. I used to like to give her flowers and take her out to brunch but that's so tired...here are my last-minute ideas for Mother's Day:

For Moms who want to commiserate with other women (and maybe spend the weekend with at Camp Bombshell): http://www.miamibombshells.com

For Moms who can't seem to get organized: http://www.justorganizeyourstuff.com (this is front-runner for my Mom)

For Moms who rock - take her to a http://www.mamapalooza.com show!

For Moms with a business idea but don't know where to start: http://www.ladieswholaunch.com (new book is out!)

To honor your Mom by helping other Moms: Charity of your (or her) choice.

What are you doing for your Mother this year???

These college chicks painted a lacrosse players' name - one letter at a time - on their stomachs, went to the match and lined up to support the lucky bastard.

Naturally, the school photog took some pictures and put this one on the front page:



The ladies FREAKED and went around stealing stacks of the papers. They think they look fat.

Here's your lesson ladies, from Grandma Lara:
Keep all those copies of the paper you stole. Some day when you're ancient and flabby like me (I'm 38), you will want to blow it up to life size just to prove that at one time you actually looked that good. You're going to wish you shook what your mamas gave you more often, TRUST ME!

Now turn off that rock-n-roll music and get offa my lawn!!!!!!!

...with this SNL sketch, The Barry Gibb Talk Show. That's Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon!!



Loves it!

I hear that what I obsess most about in life....and on LOST...MIGHT, just MIGHT be making an appearance this Wednesday...



From my very fuzzy memory, we saw (or should I say they saw) this 4-toed statue last season. And then, never to be mentioned again.

How can no one on that island be more interested in it???? Maybe just MAYBE we'll get the 411 on the toes.....I'll be GLUED to the T.V.

: )

We talked about Spencer Tunick on our show last week - he managed to get 18,000 people to take off their clothes and stay still for his camera in Mexico City over the weekend. Here are some shots of his subjects:



Ewww....naked strangers touching each other in public!



More info, including video, here.

I mean, I like checking the photos out and all, but I can't imagine joining in. Would you?

A tiny bump on my left index finger had been growing for two years. It only hurt when I tried to carry something heavy or wrestled to open a door and applied direct pressure to it. I'm a righty, it wasn't a big deal - see:



I finally had a doctor or two look at it, and agreed to recommended surgery. I was under the impression that this procedure was going to be quick, easy and relatively painless. HA! Turns out that a tumor was tightly wrapped in a web of finger nerves. The procedure took twice as long as the doctor expected. And holy smokes - it hurts!

It's taken 2 days to come out from under the anesthesia haze. I'm sure I'll be able to sleep without codeine soon. It didn't even occur to me that I'd need more than a band-aid to help heal the boo-boo. Instead, the boo-boo makes it feel like most of my hand is on fire and that tiny ants with sharp teeth are chewing on the cut. And that's AFTER taking pain meds.



So that's where I've been. How's your May going?

For a "mans-eye-view" of the not so new, and increasingly popular "Man-scaping" trend.....

CLICK HERE to listen to the interview from our XM Radio show on Take 5.

Our pal tesco from blankforever.com tells us exactly how it 'goes down.'

Thanks dude!

And thanks Rockstarmommy for finding him....

We've all heard of Air Guitar.

But some of us (me) have never (until yesterday) heard of Air Sex

Yes people, there is a competition for AIR SEX.

NOT GOOD for work viewing. But not obscene either -just crude (that man has flesh colored clothes on).

Wanna blow out the candles?



Love,
Heidi

We need ALL the help we can get : )

and awwww - thanks James from NFL Cheerleader Blog!!

More than 900,000 people have watched this clip of cheese growing mold:



Read more about it here, at least they KNEW it would be stupid and boring when they posted it!!

Edyta Sliwinska...







Are you with me yet???