Featured is "Mr. Switzerland 2005" ....va va va voom......
(p.s. which one would you put in your mouth???)
Listen up ladies! PMS Escape and ChickChat want to hear the CRAZIEST thing that you’ve done, seen done, or heard done while PMSing. We’re going to hold a drawing next week, and the winner gets $100 and a sample of PMS Escape! Your story doesn’t have to be the most dramatic - you just have to send us a story to enter win. Just email the CRAZY STORY, your name, address and phone number to by this Monday, and tune in to hear if you won! Remember, we use your contact info ONLY to contact you if you win!
There’s so much good tv out there these days...and sometimes it feels like I watch all of it! Even though I watch everything, I rarely recommend anything. So, with that in mind, let me recommend Lisa Loeb’s reality show, “#1 Single”!! Lisa is adorable and funny, but the show really captures what it’s like for any single woman in her mid - to - late 30s who’s on the dating scene. Check it out!
Don’t miss the message boards - they are hilarious for #1 Single!!
Can you say "beach vacaction"????????????? Book it now girls.
Here's a little "visual" candy. No calories. No fat. No complaining.....just love : )
A huge shout out to RockStarMommy.
Enjoy.
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You all sent in yours - now we're sharing!! Have a better one?
Road Rage kicks in just as you are getting into your car to go to work
- Carol in PA
No potato chip has enough salt. Even after you had the salt, you want the chocolate. Where's the f*&(-ing Oxy when you need it?
Erin in PA
You want to throw things, but you don't know why.
Catherine in San Francisco
...Some thoughtless boob has found -- and eaten -- every last fun-size Snickers you've hidden around the house.
Laura in Boston
Your Snapple tastes funny.
Andrea in Brooklyn
- I can't find anything that looks good on me! I change like 20 times!
- I also am 33 and still break out!
- I also cry at every single thing possible! Its a blessing when I get my period because I'm like ok that's why I was mental!
Devra in Charleston
I can tell if I have PMS if...my co-workers have PMS.
I forget things like... shampoo... and breakfast. Like this morning...
Teresa in Salt Lake City
A hallmark commercial will make you cry.
Sue in Milwaukee
I know that I have PMS when I cry at cute commercials.
Rachel in Atlanta
When there isn't enough chocolate...anywhere!
Julie in Boston
Stand in front of the Edy’s Ice Cream freezer for an inordinate amount of time - Heidi (me!)
Can anyone say “Carbo Load”?
Debbie in TX
Everyone else is wrong – so wrong!!
Terri in FL
I become almost hypnotized by the snack machine at work – and I actually eat that stuff for lunch!! (but I hide it from all my cubemates!!)
Sandra in Chicago
My co-workers can’t seem to do anything right! I feel like quitting.
(oh, and I know my boss hates me)
Julie in San Francisco
I just keep wondering why no one will leave me alone! The phone rings more, I get too many emails, and even my dog bothers the crap outta me.
Marinda in Seattle
Ohhhhh, that’s why I’m watching that sad Lifetime movie I’ve already seen three times!! LOL.
(hee hee)
Karen in Cincinnati
This is going to sound dumb, but my husband calls me Suzi the Snapping Turtle – because anything makes me snap that time of month.
Suzi in Phoenix
I need chocolate. Then potato chips. Then chocolate. Then potato chips. Then to cry. Then to laugh. Repeat. - Lara
10 Ways to Know You Have PMS
– sent by Pam in Dallas
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-dating."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday
This past episode, we learned what a "Moped" is....and no, no, its not a tiny low-powered motorcycle.
It is a term used to describe a person (usually of the opposite sex) in innuendo. A "Moped" is a bike you want to 'ride,' but you don't want your roommate, your friends, or your family to see you on it OR know that you have even 'ridden' it.
Too cryptic? WATCH THE SHOW : )
For more Campus Ladies fun - you HAVE to check out the Campus Ladies Website.
We're gonna walk before we run (trot? canter?) in this section - but boy do we have some fun planned.
Keep visiting - we're gonna have a BALL