I like to read bumper stickers. A lot. I was a kid in the 70s. You know, peace, love and all that bumper stuff.....

They are making somewhat of a comeback.

I saw the one that made my head turn for the first time in a LONG time...of course it was in the parking lot of the soccer fields. (geez people, when are you gonna be COOL???)

Ok, so here it is. Deep breath people:

AAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Ouuuuuchhhhhhhhhh. Um, oh. I mean, greeeeat. Good for you. Fabulous. (but NOT for me.....no way Jose!)

So, it was next to a "Support Midwives" bumper sticker. So I get it - it's really her business. But still. How are you gonna flirt in traffic??????????

Can you see the hot guy in the next car CRINGING at the mental picture?????? Aren't the two car seats, mountain of cheerios and "baby on board" sign enough?????? already???


I guess not, because when I went online.....I found this gem:

Now THERE'S a nice mental picture also for eveyone around you at the stoplight...


Well, at least maybe the teenages might not know yet that the 'taint' is actually called the perineum.



Then, you can just make jokes. It was at least a 10 count before this one made me laugh:

Get it? out,,,,as in "out" of the hooo-ha??? (or vajayjay as I think Oprah calls it)


And of course, I also found the requisite political statement:




*Big Sigh Here* I think I'll stick to my local "Drink Naked" (for Naked Mountain Winery) bumper sticker.....