I have an Olympic dream, too. Surprised? I'm not a fan of the whole Olympic thang...ever since they started wearing clothes.... you know, the ancient Greece thing.

But, when there is nothing else to watch, besides a few scantily clad divers and swimmers (but they are not my body type) the female mind can drift....and DRIFT it does...

Right over to my Olympic Dream.

My dream is to be the chick at the front of the 8 rower boat, calling out "STROKE, STROKE, STROKE" -- bossing around 8 hot young men. Who wouldn't want that "job" ??




I'm told by the US Olympic Rowing site, that my dream is called a Coxswain. (giggle giggle). Pronounced cox-n. (more giggling....) That is the person who calls the strokes (he he he ) and something about steering. I'm just sure I'd make a damn great Coxswain.

And it doesn't just end there. Of course, my man-team will win. And so they will all carry me onto the dock up in their arms and proclaim me the entire reason they won the Olympic Gold. And right there we will fade to black....lest any kids be watching. The Olympics IS a family event, no?




So, I'm curious, what's YOUR Olympic dream???