So, Fox News says the ol' Preparation H is "The New Club Drug."

Of course, I immediately think the kids are snorting it....or whatevah...

But actually, the dudes are mimicking bodybuilders and slathering it their "abs" to look more ripped for the girls as they dance.

Ok. I get that. And I don't recommend "off lable use."

BUTTTTTT....in the bigger picture here....I'm sorta excited that men these days at last CARE about how they look. Instead of sitting at the bar with a huge beer gut spilling over and rating which girls are most hot.

However, I am wondering how I'd feel as a 22 yr old chick if I hopped in his car after the bar and sat on a tube of Preparation H.... I mean....dude....it would look like he's got a BIG problem of some sort. So big he's gotta travel with his 'stuff.'

he he he...