So the '70's Party is this Saturday.

And Virginia already has an EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING.

EXCESSIVE HEAT AND HUMIDITY plus LONG SLEEVED DOUBLE KNIT POLYESTER PANTSUIT = NOT GOOD

It will be 96 degrees - but with the Heat Index it will feel like 105-110 in regular clothes.

Add to that the "Polyester Index" and you're a lookin' at 112-118 degrees my friend.

It looks somethin' like this....


Oh how the weak and weary would give up.

But say a prayer for me o' gentle person.

I will carry the torch for those who have gone before me in the name of bad '70s fashion -- and for those who will go in the future.

I will persisist.

And I promise pictures.

Peace.



(hey - wasn't STREAKING a '70s fad? I'm so all over that one)