Happy Halloween Current and Future Hot Soccer Moms!

The Top 10 Reasons Morticia Addams is the Ultimate Soccer Mom Role Model:



10. She's just nice and kind - to everyone

9. She lives with extended family, and keeps her cool!

8. Her children MIND her

7. Her makeup is always perfect

6. She’s thin - and wow - those boobies! She's a MILF. SEXAY!

5. She speaks French, sings Opera, and can Tango

4. She’s stylish, suave - that dress w/ dangling arm fabric ROCKS

3. She never ages

2. Her husband ADORES her - puts her on pedestal. And those arm kisses?

1. She has totally won the War on Frumpiness!!


(and as one commenter a couple years said - she does NOT worry about keeping her house clean!!! : )



All our marriages among kids and extended family living with us should be so HOT HOT HOT!

No, this ain't new -- I've been talking about this every Halloween for 7 years on ChickChat Radio. But I'm determined to spread the gospel : )