PMS ESCAPE'S TOP SIGNS YOU HAVE PMS

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You all sent in yours - now we're sharing!! Have a better one?

Road Rage kicks in just as you are getting into your car to go to work
- Carol in PA

No potato chip has enough salt. Even after you had the salt, you want the chocolate. Where's the f*&(-ing Oxy when you need it?
Erin in PA

You want to throw things, but you don't know why.
Catherine in San Francisco

...Some thoughtless boob has found -- and eaten -- every last fun-size Snickers you've hidden around the house.
Laura in Boston

Your Snapple tastes funny.
Andrea in Brooklyn

- I can't find anything that looks good on me! I change like 20 times!
- I also am 33 and still break out!
- I also cry at every single thing possible! Its a blessing when I get my period because I'm like ok that's why I was mental!
Devra in Charleston

I can tell if I have PMS if...my co-workers have PMS.
I forget things like... shampoo... and breakfast. Like this morning...
Teresa in Salt Lake City

A hallmark commercial will make you cry.
Sue in Milwaukee

I know that I have PMS when I cry at cute commercials.
Rachel in Atlanta

When there isn't enough chocolate...anywhere!
Julie in Boston

Stand in front of the Edy’s Ice Cream freezer for an inordinate amount of time - Heidi (me!)

Can anyone say “Carbo Load”?
Debbie in TX

Everyone else is wrong – so wrong!!
Terri in FL

I become almost hypnotized by the snack machine at work – and I actually eat that stuff for lunch!! (but I hide it from all my cubemates!!)
Sandra in Chicago

My co-workers can’t seem to do anything right! I feel like quitting.
(oh, and I know my boss hates me)
Julie in San Francisco

I just keep wondering why no one will leave me alone! The phone rings more, I get too many emails, and even my dog bothers the crap outta me.
Marinda in Seattle

Ohhhhh, that’s why I’m watching that sad Lifetime movie I’ve already seen three times!! LOL.
(hee hee)
Karen in Cincinnati

This is going to sound dumb, but my husband calls me Suzi the Snapping Turtle – because anything makes me snap that time of month.
Suzi in Phoenix

I need chocolate. Then potato chips. Then chocolate. Then potato chips. Then to cry. Then to laugh. Repeat. - Lara


10 Ways to Know You Have PMS
– sent by Pam in Dallas

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-dating."

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

You're counting down the days until menopause.

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday