Find out if you are FACEBLIND!!

This photo was taken in May 2006...and may have been immediately photoshopped to cut about 20 pounds off our Katie. If only it was that easy to lose 20 pounds, right ladies??!!

This is Elaine, who has 4250 body piercings - the world record!

I usually award the WORST bathroom, and its usually found on Route 95 in the Northeast cooridor. But this year, the brand spankin' new Route 15 in Gettysburg PA Rest Stop WINS the "Best Bathroom of the Trip" awad. Congratulations people. Job well done.


Note: bisque color, stainless steel, skylights for no creepy dark dingy corners...


Note: white columns, lamp posts, real windows, old fashioned metal roof, and its not 70's flat!!


Note: its got a FRIGGIN CUPOLA!! complete w/ Weathervane.

Fancy Pants. Or is it FANCY PANTS DOWN??

Links to the SATC ads for Nissan New Zealand -- one was banned. Can you guess which one??

The Hump


Ride of My Life


It's So Big!


I don't know about you, but if they had these type of ads in the U.S.A -- I'd be buying a Nissan for sure!!! (and why the heck don't our car salesmen look like THAT??? we'd all be buying more cars of any type!!!)

Cheers!

I LOVE Liz Taylor...I don't know why, I just do. She is just fabulous, and I wanted to add a few pictures to balance out Heidi's Caftan Expose.

These shots show La Liz in all her glamour, even if she may be wearing caftans and isn't starring as Cleopatra or Maggie the Cat at this very moment....

Run for the HILLS. USA Today says Caftans are back.

No, do not let them get you. You are NOT Liz Taylor. You are NO Mrs. Roper.





What's next Mumus??? (or muumuus - however you like to spell it...)

"Naughty Nads" - seen in Cosmopolitan Magazine...

Features hairless cats w/ patches of 'fur' left on them...in the classic and newfangled bikini wax designs of today...




Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Did you know Jerry Springer is now in RADIO?

I know I'm not alone when I say, "Purrrr....that David Beckham sure is HOT!" So here's a recent pic of him, I hope it makes you smile:

Be afraid, be very afraid.



See that stripe-y thing on the right? You younger girls, do you know what that is? Older chicks, say it with me COWLNECK. Yup, that it is.

Just not pretty. Not on a model. Not on you.

Sheesh -- see the SIZE of that belt? Don't try to bend over with that on. You could hurt yourself.

I had SO much fun at Mamapalooza - it was our second year attending the Festival in NYC and it was great to hear some rockin' music.

I had the opposite of fun getting home:


It took me 3 1/2 hours to get to New York...and NINE to get home.

But it was all worth it...right Heidi?

Our friends at PMS Escape are giving a day at a spa to one of OUR friends!

To enter to win, just send us your name, address, and phone number (ONLY so we can contact you if you're our winner!).

You can contact us by phone (866.361.2428) or by email us (),

Enter by this Thursday, May 25, 8pm ET - We will announce the winner on the air Friday!

And while you're at it - we're wondering what YOU do to escape!

Heidi is a glass of wine and a bath person, I like to put on my iPod, go for a walk and pretend I'm in a movie.

What do YOU do to escape? It doesn't matter what you're escaping from...we just want to hear how you get away!