When Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos host "Live with Regis & Kelly," I find myself having serious relationship envy.

They are so giggly and silly and happy...The twinkle in their eyes just makes me put down my coffee cup and study them carefully, to see how much acting is going on, and how much true love is going on.

I think they like love each other that much. I bet they never fight. I bet they wake up with those perfect smiles every morning (no morning breath) and as the sun streams into the window and the birds sing, they laugh and say, "Honey, can you believe how perfect our lives are? I love you!" I bet they don't ever get on each others' nerves. I bet their biggest problem is where to go for dinner. I bet they appreciate their charmed lives, and I still feel jealous of how light their lives seem.

I know, they're ACTORS....but if they were that good at acting wouldn't their acting careers be going better??

Anyone know what I'm talking about??