Well, its The Bachelor - 14!!!! Can you believe we are on FOURTEEN????????????


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I was sitting here trying to figure out the attraction.

It's not so much the train wreck you can't look away from (like my endless fascination with Hoarders).

I think it is because it is like being anywhere from 12-32 years old and watching a plethora of women make some not so smart choices (i.e. throwing themselves all over him like a wet rag) trying to win the attention of the room's cuttest guy.

And when you're "just not that into him" - it is soooo easy to sit on the sidelines with your popcorn and make fun of those who are trying to win him over.

You just wanna scream "LESS IS MORE HONEY, LESS IS MORE" (except when it comes to clothing -- then, "MORE IS MORE! MORE IS MORE"!!).

What tips do you have for the ladies??