Michael Lynton, chairman and chief executive of Sony Pictures, wants to introduce fresh fruit, yogurt, and other healthy food to the snack bar at the movie theater. Read all about it.

NO! WRONG! NOT COOL! FAIL!!!!

So what if the average bucket of buttered popcorn has a ton of fat - the equivalent of six McDonald's cheeseburgers - and 1,100 calories? I needs me my movie theater popcorn! Diet on your own time, people! Stop the madness!!